March 21, 2008

Juz 4 Horror

Exams do bring out the creativity in many people..nd first series xam comin up this monday so i decided to blog after a long break..

Topic of discussion: well nothin in particular.. tho chalus n jokes wud b gud to recollect.. Its hard to remem all d jokes crackd since i hang out with the founding professors of the Chalu University.. These chalus have all of us rollin on d floor or stabbin ourselves with imaginary knives whn theyre crackd.. may not seem much whn quoted later like this.. its all abt timing.. still gonna giv it a shot..startin off with one tht ws crackd by a non-founder.. it wsnt exactly an intentional chalu tho..

[J to a smoldering Unicorn who happens to be twice her height n weight]: (after hijacking the 3rd bench) its not like what u think...this is not actually the 3rd bench..

[Unicorn leans on Boxer to get somethin from the desk]
[KP]: ayyo.. randu aana charinju!

[A]: He is like this tall :(( (pointin to some tree)
[RP]: aaha.. Atbhuthadweep! :P

[B]:Come n draw this diagram on the board
[M]:No i wont
[M]: Ask R.. she has more coverage :>
[R]: phattaaakkkkk!
[B]: :o

[B]: staffinte vaka what all programs for onam?
[KP]: thappum tudiyum

M's mob vibrates n makes big sound

L runs outta class to check his mob n returns puzzled
[Sun]: ayyee sir kili aayi

CO class.. M sittin n dreamin n starin outta d window
[V]: Why r u lookin outta the window?
[M]: Eh? wht? O ma'am oru kili parannu poyathu nokkiyathaa :|

Early mornin.. JD's tuition class.. all of us nodding off.. one crow hops along an electric line outside
[drowsy KP]:hmmm... kaakka odaloo
snorts frm all direction.. JD swoops in :o

Late evening..JD's tuition class.. all of us nodding off
[M]:Ther is actually a fish called kokkola matthi
[KP]: :wht?!
[JD]:wats goin on?
[KP]: M says her favourite fish is kokkola matthi
JD swoops in :|

S's Fuzzy elective class
[S]: A barber cuts hair 4 people in a village. But he dosnt cut for people who hav cut their own hair. So can the barber cut his own hair? If he does in which set can he be included?
[M]: applyin fuzzy logic......
[S]: U cannot apply fuzzy logic
[M]:(aside) O Baabur vettiyillengil Akbar vettum.. phoooo
[KP]: M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dol]: aaru enthu paranjaalum i will bunk.. enikkum ille vyaktitwam!!!

[M]: o 11kv line valichaano tante hair ingane aaye RP?
[RP]: oho frequency koodi slew rate kaaranam alledo tante hair ingane straight aayi kidakkunne!

[KP]: coffee hut is a hi5 place.. 5 people cn share one milk shake with no naanakkedu

[Sun]:i'll hav a brownie
[coffee hut guy]:we are out of brownies
[Sun]: ayyo chettaa oru brownie polum baaki ille!

this one i heard frm a friend
[D]:(turns around n stares n glares at the class as usual)
[X]: dey ivarenthaa eppozhum ingane kannurutti nokkunne
[Y]: janichu veenappol entho kandu bhayannathaa paavam

[M]: O u dont like veg food?
[S]: o i kinda get tensed seein vegetables.. suddenly seem to forget all their cultivation aspects :o

hehe thtz it for now.. got loads left.. but i guess anyone who succesfully reached this far mite already be reachin 4 imaginary taata


lakshmy said...

nallathellam vittu kalanjallodo patti....:P

nazia said...

"juz 4 horror" kalakki.............
oru kathi kittiyirunnengil......

megha said...

@sun: oo hehe squirrel and nut related jokes paranjaal valare symbolic aayi pokum [:p].. yea juz cant seem to rem the good ones

@naz: katthi veno? i suggest u go n meet PP [:p]

lekshmi said...

haa..sundarnte browniee...awesome!!!!marannirikkuvarunnee

Cris said...

I should make more visits to this place and I will be an expert in imaginary suicides :p

gayathri said...

exactly nazia...oru kathi kittiyirunengil........
pinne manasilaay....kathi is availabe here ennnu...but ithrayum sharpanennu aranjhillaa....[:D]

monsooner said...


megha said...

seein d overwhelmin response ;) im thinkin abt posting juz for horror part 2 sometime soon :D

Biju nilamel said...

well, cloud canvas!, Its been a good ride going thru 'ur exam horror'!, One thing reminded me was sreenivasan's joke.." Hotel ennu vicharichu oru aal barber shop'll poyi"' from the gr8 malyalam flick!..laugh at no Extra cost?..:)..No offence!..good work..waiting for your Part-II..LOL