June 10, 2008


A friend of mine who happens to b a tamilian was telling the othr day tht she wsnt getting any friend requests in orkut from any great tamil guys tho she ws a member of lotta tamil-related communities.. Call it a miracle or a freak of d world wide web..she found this messge in her orkut inbox the next day( yes som ppl stil accidentally check those junk orkut msgs)

From: xxxxx <**********>
Date: --------------------------
Subject: hai

first i like to tell about myself, i like to relate only with brahmin girls i am born from brahmin family, my family is so interested in god devotion making their ways, so i didn't able to make any girl friends for me, i read your profile, i like to make a good relation ship with you till my life ends, please sent the messages for me in my mail address: , how is your life going on, i like to make more respectable and descently behaved to any one, please tell more details about yourself, take care, god grace you, thank you, i am waiting for your excellent reply, i pray for you anytime, you are the most happiest girl in the world making lot of funnable and enjoyable moments in your part of life, it will be done in your life, i pray for you anytime because i like to make a good relationship with till my life ends in the happiest part of human life, thank you, i like to tell one think because i believe you so much, and i sent you message yesterday, i like you so much and i like to make a long term relation ship with you till my life ends, it becomes truely i am not playing with you just entertainment, i am seriously liking you, so i send you a message, only one think last i tell to you, iam truely give a more dicipline and more respect to you, you also make a true relation ship with me, please i request you to make a message for me immeadietly, i am waitin g for your reply, take care baby, your's affectionaly : seenu from india (tamilnadu)

Yes seenu..we all r very funnable and affectional people :o hmm ive seen fwds like this b4 but this one is an original :o :o :o

March 21, 2008

Juz 4 Horror

Exams do bring out the creativity in many people..nd first series xam comin up this monday so i decided to blog after a long break..

Topic of discussion: well nothin in particular.. tho chalus n jokes wud b gud to recollect.. Its hard to remem all d jokes crackd since i hang out with the founding professors of the Chalu University.. These chalus have all of us rollin on d floor or stabbin ourselves with imaginary knives whn theyre crackd.. may not seem much whn quoted later like this.. its all abt timing.. still gonna giv it a shot..startin off with one tht ws crackd by a non-founder.. it wsnt exactly an intentional chalu tho..

[J to a smoldering Unicorn who happens to be twice her height n weight]: (after hijacking the 3rd bench) its not like what u think...this is not actually the 3rd bench..

[Unicorn leans on Boxer to get somethin from the desk]
[KP]: ayyo.. randu aana charinju!

[A]: He is like this tall :(( (pointin to some tree)
[RP]: aaha.. Atbhuthadweep! :P

[B]:Come n draw this diagram on the board
[M]:No i wont
[M]: Ask R.. she has more coverage :>
[R]: phattaaakkkkk!
[B]: :o

[B]: staffinte vaka what all programs for onam?
[KP]: thappum tudiyum

M's mob vibrates n makes big sound

L runs outta class to check his mob n returns puzzled
[Sun]: ayyee sir kili aayi

CO class.. M sittin n dreamin n starin outta d window
[V]: Why r u lookin outta the window?
[M]: Eh? wht? O ma'am oru kili parannu poyathu nokkiyathaa :|

Early mornin.. JD's tuition class.. all of us nodding off.. one crow hops along an electric line outside
[drowsy KP]:hmmm... kaakka odaloo
snorts frm all direction.. JD swoops in :o

Late evening..JD's tuition class.. all of us nodding off
[M]:Ther is actually a fish called kokkola matthi
[KP]: :wht?!
[JD]:wats goin on?
[KP]: M says her favourite fish is kokkola matthi
JD swoops in :|

S's Fuzzy elective class
[S]: A barber cuts hair 4 people in a village. But he dosnt cut for people who hav cut their own hair. So can the barber cut his own hair? If he does in which set can he be included?
[M]: applyin fuzzy logic......
[S]: U cannot apply fuzzy logic
[M]:(aside) O Baabur vettiyillengil Akbar vettum.. phoooo
[KP]: M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dol]: aaru enthu paranjaalum i will bunk.. enikkum ille vyaktitwam!!!

[M]: o 11kv line valichaano tante hair ingane aaye RP?
[RP]: oho frequency koodi slew rate kaaranam alledo tante hair ingane straight aayi kidakkunne!

[KP]: coffee hut is a hi5 place.. 5 people cn share one milk shake with no naanakkedu

[Sun]:i'll hav a brownie
[coffee hut guy]:we are out of brownies
[Sun]: ayyo chettaa oru brownie polum baaki ille!

this one i heard frm a friend
[D]:(turns around n stares n glares at the class as usual)
[X]: dey ivarenthaa eppozhum ingane kannurutti nokkunne
[Y]: janichu veenappol entho kandu bhayannathaa paavam

[M]: O u dont like veg food?
[S]: o i kinda get tensed seein vegetables.. suddenly seem to forget all their cultivation aspects :o

hehe thtz it for now.. got loads left.. but i guess anyone who succesfully reached this far mite already be reachin 4 imaginary knives..so taata

January 27, 2008

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First post for 2008 and im juz gonna blabber about stuff coz im too tired to think after suffering an onslaught of ultra shitty xams..
New year nd christmas got drowned in all the wedding prep..Yup sis got married on dec 28th n it was.... What i found really weird was that, usually when the elder sis gets married aunties swarm around u gigglin nd sayin..'aa ure next'.. But in my case not even one ammachi did that.. I knew that most aunties found me a bit unsocial.. but i dint know tht they found me anti-social as well.. heehee.. allathe vere enthu parayaan!!

The year is still young n i've already been theppi-kkified.. BIG TIME!! A friend (thinkin abt takin away the 'r' from tht word) came over for combined study nd declared to my mother, the list of all the movies i went 4... bunkin classes last sem.. nd topped off the theppu by laughing about it n sayin 'oo wasn't what i juz did so cool!'... Dint quite expect a stab on moi spine so early in 2008..

The 'Big Realization' of this year(so far).. Im still scared to cross the road.. Stood at the zebra crossing near Ayurveda college absolutely petrified for a long time until one kid half my size and age crossed the road.. I ran behind her happily n as fast as i could.. :D

nd The theme song for the university exams that juz got over -'Aye hip hopper.. mujhe pyaar to kar le hip hopper' (Ishq Bector feat. Sunidhi Chauhan).. it really 'helps' in improvin your concentration while writing exams... aaaaaargh!!!

One of the best things so far this year.. Finally got to watch 'Transformers'.. thanx to Shanil d Gr8 :P.. been in love with that movie ever since i'd seen the previews... n it turned out to be as great n rocking as i expected... The only new movie i watched this year is Sreenivasanz 'Kathaparayumbol'.. simple and good movie.. very good in bits n pieces...

Guess this is it 4 d first 2008 post..... nd finally

Wisecrack of Jan 2008:
(in an auto.. on d way to the zoo after the xams)
[KP]: Hey Sundar.. we're goin to d zoo to see ur friends
[Me]: Ahem.. KP.. WE are her friends...
[KP]: Oh... shit! :D