6 or 7 years back when I wrote a composition on this topic in school, Abhishek Bachchan was on the very top of this list..Right nw he doesn’t even make it to the top 1500 I guess..hehehe
Now tht im thinkin to scribble somthin on the things I hate my mindz blank…..hmmm lemme think lemme think…
Mebbe makin a list will help…. So…*thinkin* …*thinkin*…*thinkin*.. yesss :)
1.People ringin me up early in the mornin nd askin, ‘hey! Wer u sleepin???’…naa I ws dancin naked on the terrace with a pineapple on my head..DUH!!!!!
2.Aunties comin nd askin, ‘moleh, don’t u eat anything…u r so thin!!’…when the probablity of me survivin for almost 2 decades without havin any fud is same as the probability of hippos being our immediate evolutionary ancestors… nd why arent any of these aunties worried abt themselves being really fat??? :-/
3.This one is abt somethin ive mentioned in one of my earlier posts…ladies comin nd askin me to adjust so tht they cn be the third person on a 2 seater in a bus, when itz so obvious tht the seat cant hold one more pair of butts!!!.. Why cant they juz ask me to get up so they cn sit comfortably…hmmm :-L..this happend to me twice or thrice this week nd they wernt ol' ladies at all!!!
4.Religious fundamentalism. I dunno hw to xplain this.. Pride is gud to an xtent but such crude nd primal obsession makes me nauseous..
5.The fact tht ther is no balance or justice in Nature.. why do women always hav to be the ones getting pregnant?? it shud’ve been random like either the guy or the gal cn get pregnant ..tht wudve solved the population xplosion to a large extent coz hw many guyz wud be willin to go thru with tht xperience…nd mebbe they wud pay more attention to birth control then..buhahahaha!!!
6.People blabberin on nd on nd on..actually I dnt hve a problem with tht coz im a much better listener thn a speaker.. the bad part comes when, aftr listenin to the endless ramblings, I open my mouth to say somthin nd the othr person getz up nd leaves or makes no sign of hvin noticd tht im tryin to speak nd keeps on speakin…. Heheheh G u knw right, who im talkin abt, dnt u :D
7.Advice comin frm ppl who think tht Bharatchandran IPS is a movie-name startin with ‘F’ (faratchandran!!!) nd frm witch moled ppl who think the new gen hs no social awareness or knwledge, yet (also)think tht a leech is capable of puncturin the tyre of an SUV..
8.Some more things I hate– aviyal nd othr goeey veg stuff like ladyfingers, butterfly hair bands, stuff wid lotsa frills, pink fluffy stuff, all ponypuff princess like stuff, buckle shoes, ink pens, Blondie’s ‘Maria’, Himesh Reshammiyaz voice, Kaviyoor Ponnamma screamin ‘nikku ponam, nikku ponam’, people faking trissur accent, mega-soaps…nd on n on n on…
These r in no particular order…. There mebbe things tht I hate loadsa times more thn i hate any of the things ive said above… heheh im sure ther r.. right nw these r the only things tht I cn think of… nd this being a real hot drowsy aftrnoon I feel like takin a nap now….. oh yea.. I hate hot drowsy aftrnoons too nd I need not mention abt George Bush rite..
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:) well written meghs nice post.....
i hate bieng woken up in the morn too....by a phone call nd people asking whether i was asleep....."dancing naked on th terrace with a pineapple?!!"(ROTFL)
bout the second one i hate dat too(especially wen certain (coughing very loudly) teachers say dat)
nd yea men nd women getting pregnant in random sounds fair:D...ND I HATE HIMESH RESHAMMIYA TOO...the twin effect is working after all sis;)
ps. u hated abhishek bachan???
mornings??is it just de mornings??[:D]..cos..njaan afternoon'l vilichalum thaan urakkam thanne ane...:p...abt guys gettng pregnant...heheh,,, adipoli soln..popln explos: poyitte population thanne kaanilla=))..
uh..yea..reallly kewl postt...;)..
Hmm... Rite now Abhishek bachan doesnt figure in ur list.. Sounds good.. And Himesh Reshmaiyya... x( .. Heez such a good singer.. Jus with a flaw that he has a nasal twang and his songs almost are set to the same tune..
The list is really hilarious one.. If u hate someone waking u up so early in the morning.. Why dont u keep the phone in silent mode wen u doze off ?? Aunties .. U dislike them rite from the base of u r heart.. Heheehhee..
Religious fundamentalism.. what u mentioned is exactly bang on.. Belief is good.. But thinking too much and Fanaticism is crap..
The population control part.. Hmm.. Solution to birth control.. *Thinkin*..
A really Kewl post as Mac points out.. Now Do something like the things that u like..
hehehe...HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...... n wht abt the inexplicable-fauna-pee-syndrome pandemic triggered off by the intangible optical rays tht arise frm thine eyes sans spacio temporal limitations???? dun tell me tht u enjoy it :-D
Kewl post megz:)
And yeah..i definitely agree with point 2..i was once asked the same question(a long time back i.e)and now its 'i dont think u should eat too much":/..why dont they just be bothered abt themselves!!!
..and sumo aunties seem to be ur fav topic;)..and point 4(??)..i didnt understand:D:D(u can do the xplainin' at coll;)..point 5 its ROTFL!!!thts kewl thinking..hehe..keep bloggin:)
mere bhaiii...what can i sayy....we shudve been twins except tht id b wearin pink frilly stuff....nd abt the aunties....child..u cudnt b more right in tht...n yea u n me can only dream abt a future where dumass guys would try n give birth...lolz..cant even imagine how heavenly life would b although i really dont think tht they would go through with it...except fr mayb our dear gay bhai srk....i believe tht u forgot to mention him in ur list...am i right..
Cool post....makes me think about the hassles of a male pregnancy!!
i was wondering...inni guysum koodi pregnantaayaal indiade poplulation ..ooh my god..haha..
gud post da ..& aah next time u stand for magazine editor post...im sure to vote for u[;D]
thhhhhnx 4 all de comments
@deepz..i dont hate smallB anymore.. wsnt very fond of him durin hus 'tera jadoo chal gaya' phase :D
@mac- athey dey jnan 24x7 urakkam aanu..im lil kumbhakarni.. nd wht u said to me later at collg is true..the male pregnancy thing cn solve the problem of rape cases too
@hari- u nd ur himmy!!! man!!
@amo- fauna pee pee syndrome..naa i dnt hate it.. i consider it as animals showin their respect 4 me.. ennu paranju aaswasikkam :d
@itzme- hehe yea i seem to be obsessd wid sumo aunties :D
@thomaskuttii-- shit edey i cnt believe i fgot to mention karan johar nd his gay brigade :(
@indranil- gud 2 knw tht my post made u think :)
@subru- heheh i dnt think therz gonna be a nxt time ..heheh oru time ninnu mati aayi.. hehe anyway if i happen to contest again..vote cheyyuka vijayippikkuka :D
#5 - Thought provoking.
Stumbled upon your blog when scouting through many blog links...
Proved an interesting read, thought I had let ya know.
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