February 01, 2007

On Transformers CaromBoards nd funky Nuns

Happy days…happy days…wooohoooo
Today ws yet another fun day.. I ws pretendin to be som sorta demented angel by drapin PeeraParu’s bright pink dupatta around me nd jumpin around in slow motion…KP seems to hav got de shock of her life seein me like dat nd tht too in som othr class…

The communi eng ma’am went ballistic over the mass bunk by de ppl who weren’t writin the BEC improvmnt… it seems she hd skippd lunch nd rushd to our class to find it empty..yea gud 4 her..shez fat! Man! Tht lady treats us like kindergarten kids.. ‘how many of u got all correct??’..nd we r supposed to raise our hands nd she’ll say ‘gooood’.. bullcrap!! The best thing tht happened in the English classes so far ws the grand speech Fatima gave abt Theraja nd his stepup nd stepdown transformers when she ws asked to JAM abt her fav buk..nd o yea the improvmnt xam ws a waste of time nd money.. I ws sittin in de xam hall nd thinking abt hw to distribute the keychains I bought frm waynadu 4 my frnds… kp ws snoozing nd nazia ws tryin to be Michelangelo wid som jfet chara..heheh

After lunch break all of us gathered on the newly finished courtyard nd wer runnin around like mad people.. I ws tuggin on Rehnaz bag nd jumpin around her..finally she caught my collar nd karakkified me around like a lasso..fittayi..

After regainin my balance nazia me nd kp headed for the EC class to pokkify their carom board.. nd the EC kids wer like ‘dey AEile jnanjoolukal board pokkan varunnu.. kathakadaykkoo nd attackkk!!!’(translation: som earthworms frm AE r comin to steal our carom board..lock them in nd attackkk!!!).. nd all tht I cn remember is someone hoistin me up in midair nd puchin nd pullin..saw kp disappearin somwher among the punches.. nd nw I hve a almost broken ribcage nd KP has a broken American watch( which I think is frm som annachikkada in Nagercoil ;) )

Had plans to strt writin the novel I ws planning to write.. no progress yet :D…itz gonna be abt my skool life nd afcoz the major part of it is gonna be abt our princi who used to be obsessed about homos gays nd lesbians..infact she gave a one hour lecture to the kids on tht subject.. KP ws too young to understand nd I had bunked skool tht day.. was sittin at home wid a fever nd watchin prem nazir scurryin like a hyper demented crab around coconut trees on doordarshan satellite channel…cant believe I missd dat xperience of a lifetime..whatta lecture it must hve been :D

8 comments:

Unknown said...

"shez fat! Man! Tht lady treats us like kindergarten kids.."

your fascination with fat women will never end :-<

"I ws tuggin on Rehnaz bag nd jumpin around her..finally she caught my collar nd karakkified me around like a lasso..fittayi.."

*kindergarten-school-teacherly-voice* enthonnede ithu? inganeyaano classil behave cheyyane?

"jnanjoolukal"

sathyam parayan aarenkilum okke undallo! ho, ashwaasam :->

"princi who used to be obsessed about homos gays nd lesbians"

whoa, princis are all the same?? ;)

" I missd dat xperience of a lifetime.."

yesh, you did, sweetie! athe ingane ulla karyangal, angane eppozhum sambhavikathilla :D
pani pidichu veettil irikkan thonniya samayam ;)

Hari said...

You and a Demented angel!! The demented part goes right in your case and the angel part is grossly wrong!!


College has just started.. and mass bunk is a really interestin thing.. In our colleegs we need to tender a written apology citing various reasons for why we cut our class!! CRaaaaaap!!! Rigtly as Akhil points out.. U r obsession with Fat women continues...


Sooooo Funny to see the way u behave in ur classes. Chumathalla.. ur being treated like kindergarten kids by u r teachers..
Favourite Book nd Theraja. ROTFL.. I guess i have given away the book to someone the day after the exams... And improvement exams.. U have grown up so fast .. Ippozhe.. itz a waste of time and moneyy.. Heeehhhee.. This time i made sure that it has to be a waste of only one of them.. and i decidednot to waste my time riting them after having paid the money for writing them!!


"" After lunch break all of us gathered on the newly finished courtyard nd wer runnin around like mad people.. I ws tuggin on Rehnaz bag nd jumpin around her..finally she caught my collar nd karakkified me around like a lasso..fittayi. ""
Kochu kuttikal!!!!

Njaanjoolukal.. ROTFL.. Someone had to say the truth and the EC gals were bold enough to say that!! And Good to hear that you are alive to post this bloog!! And Poor KP.. My heartfelt condolences..

Novels.. About school life... :D.. and a major part about princii who was used to be obsessed... Heehee.. I have booked the first copy of the novel...

deeps said...

yea...great post....god did we ve fun dat day!!btw wasnt it our "melodious singing" that made u all run to the ec class[:D]......nd dat day wen eng maam was starting of with the "hw dare u???" speech...it was so hard not to burst out laughing..."is dis the way proffesional students behave??(yea exactly dosnt she kno it yet?) shame on u....oh not to the people who r standing up the ones who r sitting down..(rotfl).really hw can u do like this?? i skipped lunch nd find an empty class....(is she on a diet??who asked her not to eat during the lunch break...wat was she upto then??)hmmmm queries continue......


as for the improvement....
nammalano nannavan povinne?? fat chance[:D]

g-man said...

heh heh, good 2 knw that something called a mass cut actually results in everyone cutting class, unlike in d case of SOME classes and SOME ppl! damn! nice princi btw :D

itzme said...

:))..seriously megz..rugma an'i have never seen u like that before..runnin around like the 'demented angel';)!!!..couldn't help bein surpised..an' i missed the speech on Thereja...too bad!!!

abg3 said...

kollam[:D]...
u said it rt the "gr8 teacher" treats us like kindergarden 1's well worse than tht...aake she has to teach 3 classes.. tht too once in a week... for this she needs to skip her lunch o'wht.??..i guess tht was the only hr she had tht day..rest of the days she must be sleepin during tht time may be to avoid tht she skipped her lunch ...ya nways gud for her..[:D]...paavam nammal[:(]..1 sem sahikande......
fathimaka thereja spcl...sheesh we all missed it
meanwhile ...writin novel??...gud gud[:)]
aah ya...u missd an imp 1 hr lecture [haha]
gud post[:)]...continue....

Unknown said...

hmmm...shd say tht we wer unfortunate to precede princi's homo-reading era...n yes huggy iz rite to hav attempted a mis-reading of the 'demented-angel' pheno. 'demented' sure...can't imagine an angel dung-ing away at mortals frm the heights unless Rehnaz chooses to stuff u into a tutu n glue u on to a christmas tree or sumthin. [crtsy: JKR] ... :-)

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